Settling the Gender Differences or, Why Boys and Girls Really Are So Different

1) Girls like lying in wide open spaces, boys prefer looking at small, narrow faces

2) Girls like to collect cats' whiskers, boys prefer to keep their blisters

3) Girls like circus fleas, boys prefer racing bees

4) Girls like planting worms, boys prefer turning over urns

5) Girls like to play 'Hide-and-Seek', boys prefer to dress like Little Bo Peep!